One of Bunnylands more eccentric creators, Coasterfreak1235,  is set to launch his new level “Illogical Tales: Spoiled Tea-Time”. We decided to up carrots and head on over and take a look prior to launch. We discuss some of the finer matters that faces a typical creator, styles of levels that should be banned, taking over MM for the day and the dreaded subject of H4H’ers. Coaster pulls no punches, so read on.

Firstly, your alias – ‘Coasterfreak’, should we read anything into your choice of alias. It implies some degree of love (or fear perhaps) of all things roller-coaster related, that simple?

“Oh my God, how did you know? No, really, actually I like them pretty much. And I ‘kinda’ didn´t come up with any other name.”

You have a reputation as one of the more eccentric creators amongst some your friends and fellow creators; not necessarily for thinking outside of the box, but expecting others to jump out and play there for the duration! One example might be that a typical Coaster level is often immensely difficult by comparison to the more generic levels one might find, maddeningly so it has to be said. Is this well founded, or is your personal difficulty threshold simply out of kilter with most players. Roller-coasters, extreme difficulty.. a pattern forming?

“Oh goodie, I have a reputation? Actually I don´t think that my levels are THAT difficult (though I´ve been told so very numerous times), but just challenging. But also it maybe be because my obstacles interrupting the walkway to the scoreboard may have certain patterns what are not so easy to be noted for a first-time player. And for the pattern… now it seems to be like extreme difficulty, extreme difficulty, extreme difficulty… I´ve found out that LBP seems to dislike a realistic coaster. Shame on you.”

Talk us through the typical process of design->create->publish; such as where your inspiration comes from, moving towards creation and then your thoughts on publishing.

“I get inspired from many things. LBP levels, other games, bizarre ideas thought just before sleeping… then I leave it in my head for few days (or overnight if it seems really promising) and start to create and just see what it becomes. Or I just start creating something, decide that it´s something and just keep on creating. Probably half of my ideas get discarded. The create part takes usually a MONTH, depending how fun the project is and do I get ideas for the obstacles. Also i seem to have a habit of inviting friends more frequently that it would be reasonable to get feedback. The publish phase can take a week or two, depending of the need for polishing and trouble-blasting.”

There seems to have been quite a backlash building recently towards ”H4H’rs” – seemingly turning some of the once placid LBP community into a modern day baying mob, demanding a public stoning. What side of the fence are you on, because some might argue that getting a level noticed is more stressful than the actual creation process – and H4H’ing is merely fanning the flames of a level that might otherwise fall beside the wayside.

” I guess I´d go with the angry mob in this one. I DO hate those empty levels consisting of nothing but an entrance gate and a scoreboard, those people don´t even TRY to make anything! (See ‘level rage’ further on.) Yes, I´ll join the angry mob at the barricades. See ya thear! That is, if I´m not creating.”

Have you always been a creative person and if so, in what respect?

“I´m a horrible drawer, but I´ve been gadding with Legos as long as I can remember. I hear that I have an excellent talent of understandind 3D objects drawn into 2D.”

Getting back to level design – what would you say makes a good level?

“I like uniqueness. Good visuals are a bonus, but it doesn´t necessary mean a splattered rainbow. Also it should have a degree of difficulty, not a cake walk. Although exceptions do exist.”

Has LBP affected the way you view and play other games in terms of changing your tastes? Put another way, out of your entire gaming collection - would LBP be the game you could least live without – or is there some title that you consider to be personally more rewarding?

“No. I liked games like LBP before, puzzle/platformers. An excelling example would be Braid, a game with outstanding graphics and music. And the gameplay toys with time, C likes! Though I´ve found myself playing also games like WipEout HD… I have a wide taste.”

Out of your previously published levels – which are you most proud of and for what reason?

“Let´s see. Plain Platformer, for inducing a MASSIVE amount of frustration and rewardingness after getting past that devious point. Then there´s The Pendulum Room, my one and only survival challenge so far, though a new one may be in the making… TPR has, I think, an interesting hazard – the room topples. I like. Then there´s The (Unusual) Tower to Heaven, one of my longest levels. I also like that the ‘rooms’ are hung from´above in a chain. You (the reader) make the final order.”

We all have a memory of our earliest time playing LBP – the one ‘stand out moment’ that we recall, usually, with fondness – for you, this would be?

“I suppose it would be the first time ever I played LBP. The level was The Wedding Reception, I smiled all day. Or then it was when I aced The Bunker.”

What makes you cringe and irritates you the most about LBP?

“Ah, ‘Level Rage’ as a Bun named it. I can´t stand when obviously bad levels get to Page One and even hearted 1000 times when my levels are stuck in page 10(upper index)1000. Or the miscompatiblity between LBP and realistic roller coasters.”

What was the last thing that made you laugh in LBP?

” Can´t remember, but it was a quality level. I hope.”

If you could ban a particular style of level, which would it be?

” Now that the bomb survivals seem to be dead, I think it would be ‘Shark Survival.’ Or every over-apperciated and over–rated level there is.”

Regarding the first level you ever published – in retrospect, is this something you remain proud of, or must its name never be spoken again?

“I think there´s nothing special in it. Not ashamed, but not so proud. My levels are thankfully evolved from that…”

What is your favourite tool in creation?

“All kinds of bolts, pistons, switches and the others in the page. If they don´t count, the corner editing tool.”

Imagine your head of MM for the day and can make sweeping changes to the LBP universe from both a developer and player perspective; what would be the three changes you would enforce?

“Aw, only three? Now…

1. The Gravity Changing tool. Choose between universal gravity or just the player´s or defined objects.

2. The World Manipulating Zone. A predefined zone, what gives the player the same might as in My Moon while creating levels. A must have!

3. Better sticker making. If I wanted a, let´s say, red-and-white circle, i would have to take a quadrangle picture including the colour of the background. Stupid. Or then the ability to import pictures.”

You have been rather vocal at times about your feelings that levels that attain high ratings not necessarily live up to your own expectations. If you had the ability to overhaul the rating system what changes would you enforce?

“Ah, ‘Level Rage’: The Cure. (half an hour later) I have no idea. Match the community´s likes suiting to mine? Maybe I´ll just go to the corner of my pod and be quiet about it.”

Where have you take inspiration from during your time as a creator?

“Everywhere. Other levels, other games, other TV shows, the time between the decision to sleep to the actual sleeping. An bizarrre example is Illogical Tales: The Spoiled Tea Time – I got the spark while hanging from a tentacle in the level Sacky Potter and the Philosopher´s Sponge. That´ll also give you the idea how long making a level takes from me… (I´ve heard rumours that there´s a level being made at Sub-Coaster speeds… it twists your brain.)”

Tell us a little bit about your latest level “Illogical Tales: The Spoiled Tea Time” and what players can expect.

“The level gameplay itself is a hang ‘n’ grab styled building site with lots of side secrets. And lots of score bubbles to find. And an intro I´ve heard some feedback. And a stump of a mysterious story. That may be inspired by a certain book that has the numbers ’42′.”

You have included a “Skip” feature to allow players to pass checkpoints to combat difficulty issues and still enjoy the level. Do you think it has mass market appeal that will stand the test of time and prove your design decisions right?

“I hope so. The SKIP sign has proven to be a mystery for most of the mass I´ve played with. Although I´ve received a number of positive feedback and one 6 star rating. YaY!”

How much time do you generally devote to creating your levels and what the typical length from beginning to publishing?

As mentioned before, about a month depending of the level and how fun it is to create. This time period is a variable and (soon) known as ‘The C Length’. Sub-C Length is on the edge of making no physical sense. For example, The TTPC has been in production for over 4/5 of a year and project dead..

“Illogical Tales: The Spoiled Tea Time” – Can you explain the relation between the choice of name and the level?

In the level, the name connects only that in the beginning, the main character mentions that the time he had to leave the hotel was 5 p.m. You figure it out.

What do you think about water?

“I think it´s a fun think to toy with. But soon, it won´t be a constant in the new levels but turn into an addition. Also I think that it´s good with faking reverse gravity.”

It was time to wrap up and spend a little more quality time with Illogical Tales: Spoiled Tea-Time and form an opinion .

The “construction site” theme that coaster has set for the backdrop to the mayhem suits the level well. We recommend you pay particular attention to any arrows that may appear and look out for any hidden areas that deviate off track.

It is true to say that Coasterfreak makes demands on players, expecting they challenge themselves instead of mindlessly running through a level without any true sense of reward for reaching it’s ending.

This is not to say that many will not find the level “difficult” – a word that has often been associated with many of his levels, but with the inclusion of the “Skip” feature this should allow everyone to enjoy the level. We here at Bunny Towers enjoyed the level, although remain adamant that Coaster deliberately peppers his levels with moments of maddening frustration that is music to his ears!

It just so happens that we have plenty of carrots and as many friends, and none as happy or as friendly (unless crossed!) as Chpate_eSa; one of the longest residents in Bunnyland and simply a delightful companion to have on your adventures! If you have not already got Chpz as one of your bestest-friends-in-the-whole-wide-world then you must surely be neither bunny nor carrot lover and therefore hang your head in shame for the duration of your next adventure!

Remember to VinC pose her if you get the chance .. and she may just VP you back, with a smile for afters!

In what is sure to have elongated ears twitching for the foreseeable future – Murder (or “Mur-da”) seems to be afoot!

Bunny land is in shock after hearing that Gee – habitual costume designer extraordinaire and friend to the many as well as the few, has mysteriously vanished into, well .. thin air!

In what is believed to be the shocking discovery of his Body in close friend, VinC’s pod, it was quickly left to Chief Inspector Kop of the Bunny Yard to investigate.

The meticulous inspector soon demanded answers, and it quickly became apparent that Boo seemed like the only candidate, especially as it soon became evident that all fingers and paws began to point in her direction after being seen loitering around the crime scene earlier that day!

It further transpires that this case bares alarming similarities to that of 1784, fitting the profile of the mysterious Phantom Bunny basher of Old Bunny Town; when a calling card would be left along with the victim that had been bashed!

Could Boo really be the Phantom Bunny Basher of Old Bunny Town – or is she merely a pink innocent bystander who laughs in the face of Mur’da? We will keep you posted – but until more information is know, we urge all of Bunny land to tread extra carefully…

We here at Bunny Towers run a tight ship .. well, if it were a ship it would be tightly run, but as it is it isn’t and its still tightly run, but you get the idea! We also like to welcome new members to our team in the same way we would welcome a nice chutney and carrot stew and therefore when a position for roving reporter was to be filled, it went to the one who could cook the very best carrot and chutney stew in the shortest amount of time whilst reporting on the days events. Therefore we are pleased to say the magic words, ”Your hired… ” to “Katie Knoxx!”

Katie, who has been wowing many at BT with her infectious giggles and stories of behind the scenes shenanigans at celebrity parties, has already been thrown in at the deep end (would have been deeper had Mm had their water update released on time) with the enviable task of being assigned a rare exclusive interview with Professor B. Layton.

Katie has been granted exclusive access to A.T.B.A.S.T.L to discuss the recent sighting of the LAG monster with the good Professor, and what his teams findings mean for Bunny land and the world at large. Remaining with the topic of LAG, Katie will also be interviewing Boo on Wednesday as part of our special LAG Week, discussing her own personal near-miss experience at the monsters hands.

Firstly Professor, I would like to thank you for granting us this exclusive interview, we appreciate that you are extremely busy at present and feel honoured to be allowed to question you at such short notice.

‘Please, the pleasure is all mine.’

May I begin by asking you about the recent image that you and your wonderful team here at All Things Bright And Some Things Light came in to possession of, namely the fabled LAG Monster, and if there has been any further advances with regard to it’s understanding?

‘We here at A.T.B.A.S.T.L try to deal with facts, although at present those have been few and far-between with regard to the LM as I am sure you appreciate, particularly when dealing with a phenomenon that has been notoriously difficult to document outside of anecdotal evidence.’

‘The image you refer to however, that we fortunately came into possession of, has been of immense importance to our understanding of the lag-monster-effect (LME), as it is termed in-house. We have had our team working to enhance the image quality around the clock, and they have done an amazing job. We are able to release a new portion of the image that shows not only much more clarity than earlier, but also some interesting markings on its surface that may be of greater importance to the scientific world.’

Besides looking extremely menacing and if you don’t mind my adding, in need of a good bash, can you explain exactly what the picture tells that may not be so obvious to the average bunny?

‘Essentially the LM has a number of cluster marks on its skin that have been highlighted — and I use the word ‘skin’ loosely. But from our research we believe the nodules to be points of secretion that affords the LM its ability to manipulate surrounding space and time as it seeks out its next prey, by discharging emissions of its own lag-matter that must be replenished soon after. This perhaps better explained by use of the clouding effect that many have described, time slowing down to the point of no return, someone or something then vanishing directly from view as if taken.’

‘In other words, the monster must be selective when hunting as every materialisation comes at a cost to its own internal lag matter. Losing too much would be a catastrophe, therefore it has learned to balance the equilibrium out over millennia remarkably well, and prove itself to be a worthy foe with a high success rate’

Your latest experiments regarding the lag-particle-detector that was mentioned previously. Have you and your team progressed further with development, and if so would you mind sharing your findings?

‘Its somewhat rudimentary in its current form, but if we are correct – and we firmly believe we are, then there is every chance that lag will be predictable sometime in the near future and therefore avoidable to a greater extent than at present. But as for actively fighting LAG – this is much more difficult. Although we are working on a number of ideas that may take us in the direction to make it much more difficult for lag molecules to form, once they begin to enter a zone; but all providing the early warning system works well enough in our trials! So lets not get ahead of ourselves just yet.’

Is there any truth to the widely held view that LAG is to all extent and purpose all conquering, and could eventually reach a tipping point that would see it consuming enough of the worlds resources to create a catastrophe of unimaginable proportions?

‘LOL + 4.5! Really, you have been watching perhaps a little too much TV, perhaps playing those silly computer games or merely intend to spread idle gossip as fact, but it’s really not going to happen. I am glad that you raised the issue of lag in its inherent form however, and not focused merely on the ‘monster’ itself, although the two are exponentially linked.’

What do you mean by that exactly, as it sounds as though you are suggesting the monster and lag are somehow entwined together in some way?

‘Well, the “monster” that has been seen and known to exist may in fact be a manifestation of the lag dark matter itself – a desire to seek out and survive from a molecular level and therefore manifests itself into a “partial zone” that allows it to seek out its prey in a form that is higher up the food chain than its victim.’

You mean that it does not have any one form?

‘We believe this to be the case – and from some of our early experiments, have already demonstrated that lag at its molecular level will always begin to bond and expand exponentially with its surroundings. This then leads to the theory that given enough time and absorption of its environment, LAG eventually become a destructible force and continues along that path.’

You are on record as suggesting that the LM may be taking bunnies for their natural ability to burrow underground and mine for resources, is this still your view today?

‘Taking all things into consideration, I believe so. You have to look at the pattern that has been forming recently and notice that LAG has been affecting Bunny Land much more prevalently than elsewhere. This correlates directly to our view that the monster needs many of those that it takes to already have some mining experience, to mine for lag particles that it requires to feed from and therefore exist. Without its own natural supply of lag, it would not be able to materialize and therefore needs its own resources as well as others to continue its cycle. It’s as though the monster is trapped in an endless cycle of a need to feed and the need for others to help feed it. Unfortunately the manner of its very existence threatens our very own existence and therefore the two cannot coexist together.’

This brings me to my final question, and please feel free to correct any inaccuracy as we really must ask. But we have been hearing word that A.T.B.A.S.T.L are in direct contact with the only known “Survivor” of the lag-monsters world, discovered wandering the desert plains by a Herdsbun, babbling and confused, but telling of a strange tale that he was endlessly digging, others being there, darkness and monsters that feasted on those that could not survive. The story seems to get even stranger when told that the bunny says he was taken in the year 1903 and yet appears not to have aged in the slightest, other than the disheveled and confused state he was found in.

‘No comment.’

Thank you for your time Professor.

Please be sure to read Katies second interview on the subject of LAG with Boo on later in the week.

Lola and G Bunny share an apartment, enjoying all the trappings a good lifestyle has to offer. Money is there to be enjoyed after all, with the proviso that you earn your money legally and above all, cleanly. Sadly, this is not the case for “Runner-G”, or Gee Gee as his friends call him; who does a different kind of running than the urban free-running he so skillfully learned in his younger days. He “runs” for none other than Yoritz B.Stard who is evil personified, delivering packages backward and forward without asking any questions and collecting his reward at the end of each run. Working for Yoritz is often fraught with complications and never to be recommended, as Runner-G might soon be about to discover!

Meanwhile you have poverty on the other end of the social scale seen here by Homeless Bunny begging for a few spare carrots or some change. Perhaps ask yourself how many times have you walked past a homeless bunny when on your travels and made no offering and not even registered the fact they even exist? If you see one begging you should be sure to offer a few carrots or perhaps something equally as valuable to make both them and  yourself feel a whole lot better. The weather is drawing in and we all need to do our bit to help our fellow bunny out. However, sometimes fortune can be turned on its head and offered to those in the most unlikeliest of places. Perhaps Homeless Bunnies luck is about to change too..

Today was the same as many of the others gone before them for G – find the client, Jamal in this case, and collect a package and deliver to Yoritz. Simple as that!

Once the package is collected, it’s your business is to get said item to its destination as quickly as possible without any hiccups along the way. You do not idle, you deliver.. your rewards are high for speedy and safe delivery, low for any hiccups along the way – resulting in you paying with more money or mere carrots! The character above is Jamal, a notorious diamond smuggler by trade. Yoritz recently procured a number of vehicles for Jamal and payment is waiting snuggly inside the case for prompt delivery to Yoritz!

Yoritz is known for his love of valuable time pieces – and anyone who has ever worked for him knows that time wasters often find themselves surplus to requirements. It’s best to act fast.. the skills of the urban free-runner come in handy, but sometimes even the best runner can get a little too lax for his own good.

Its good that Lola is often at hand to pick G when he needs the occasional assistance, just like today. Thats why he arranged for her to pick him up by Scooter to have plenty of time left to spare. They arranged to meet here, its just a matter of waiting as she’s always bang on time.

If there is one thing Lola loves above her carrots and favorite TV show “Dancing with the Bunnies”, its her Scooter! The one she will be using to pick G up and transport him to Yoritz’s lockup.

Unfortunately her beloved Scooter has been stolen – and as G will find out soon enough, the clock is beginning to tick faster than he could ever imagine or would ever want.

G thinks Lola has “bloomin forgotten to pick me up” and has instead decided to head for the train just around the corner.

Today was always going to be one of those days, you can feel it in your water or the breeze of the cold fresh air sometimes. They say “never rub another bunnies carrot!” and perhaps the smell of the homeless bunny moving from station to station in the hope of a free meal was enough to put G off his stride that caused him to take his mind off the package.

No sooner does G leave at his stop-point than he realises he has left something equally as important as his life behind.

It’s amazing that  in the blink of an eye, one Bunny’s misfortune is another’s fortune; two lives crossing briefly moments earlier changing one for the better and one for the worst.

Gee Gee must get to Yoritz before he discovers the package has gone missing from someone else – and make up some excuse!

Some say that Yoritz is the Devil personified – he certainly deals with problems in a no-noncense way; but more importantly, the fear surrounding him is enough to make his enemies wilt at the thought of ever daring to cross him. You play by his rules, for there are no others.

The phone rings in Lola’s apartment.. it’s not quite what she was expecting, for on the other end is Yoritz who calmly informs her that unless she delivers the missing package or acquires the equivalent of 100,000 Bunny Sterling within the next 20 minutes her friend will come to a fate that does not bare even contemplating! The time has started ticking she is told, then the phone goes silent.

Lola has only one option – to find her father who conveniently works in a bank, but inconveniently is perhaps one of the meanest uncarring bunnies she has ever known.

Perhaps the answer to Lola’s prayers, she needs a quick loan of 100,000 BS and all will be fine. Simple, right?

Lola is told in no uncertain terms that there will be no money for her, instead thrown a few coins on the floor and told to leave immediately. She is more than aware of the time and more than aware it is going to be impossible to get such a large sum of money without stealing or winning it. Her only alternative now is to get to a casino and gamble every last penny she has and pray that the Bunny Gods help in her hour of need!

Gee promises Yoritz the money will arrive, doing all he can to stall for time as the clock continues to tick.

Lola throws everything she has on Red-20 and begins to watch the wheel spin, her heart beating as time appears to slow and she comes to terms with the fate of her beloved being in the hands of a simple spin of a ball.

There appears to be no such worries for Homeless Bunny who has discovered a whole new lifestyle!

Lives change in the blink of an eye – one moment your down, the next your up! Homeless Bunny seems to finally have the chance to experience a life that others experience on a daily basis. Now, thats got to be worth celebrating!

This typed letter landed at our offices only a few hours ago after another tip-off from one of our well respected deep-undercover sources; on occasion a little too deep for our liking, but nevertheless, deep enough for those oh-so-important breaking stories.

.. and so continues the harrowing account of one Bunny Dick Tyler, that has quite literally sent shivers up and down one of our reporters freshly trimmed bushy tails, causing yet another to drop her carrot juice all over our newly varnished floor.

It seems that Dick Tyler was involved in some form of private detective agency with his colleague, Flin Bunny. The pair having a healthy distrust of the other, yet managed to keep their floundering business running until they took on a case that was like no other; with far reaching repercussions.

Hired to find the whereabouts of one Tallulah De Boo by an unknown client, it was left to Flin to delve into a web of intrigue and false hope that he would ultimately pay the price for. Meanwhile his partner Dick Tyler was hitting the bottle, the Mango bottle, and he too was walking straight into the past he longed to forget.

Dick Tyler returned to the office after one too many Mango shots only to find Flin had himself been shot, several times that is, with a .45 – the weapon and casings left strewn on the floor as if to mock him.

He could only imagine the look on Flin’s face as he was confronted by his tormentor, a sight that would be sure to live with him for the rest of his bunny bouncing days.

Whats more, there was a mysterious pocket watch left on his desk, open and playing a melody that in that single moment revealed more as to who was behind this dastardly deed than mere words ever could.

We are not sure of the full details from this point on, but it seems as though long ago both Flin and Tyler were involved in bringing about the arrests and subsequent demise of a crime organisation that had then just moved in to Bunny land. It was hailed as a major coo, with both Flin and Tyler revered for all the good they had done for Bunny land.

Unfortunately one member of the organisation got a way, none other than Yoritz B.Stard. One of the ugliest and most terrifying crime villains known to any land, not just Bunny. He vowed to one day return and seek out his retribution on those that had brought upon his downfall. Yoritz was also known to carry a pocket watch, playing its tune during the closing moments of anyone that had dared cross  him, as they departed one land for the next!

The only firm lead Tyler had was of the last known case they had unwittingly taken – a case that was played out by Tallulah De Boo, who was Yoritz’s moll; a femme fatale of the most dangerous sort.

If you are still out there Noir Bunny, you can be sure that we want the scoop first and promise anonymity as always, so please get in touch with our news desk as soon as you possibly can.

Baby Bun Bun remains one of most intriguing little bunnies in all of Bunny land, in part due to the extraordinary circumstances in which he was found.

Had it not been for Don Lu’s dog taking his daily walk and investigating strange whimpering and munching sounds coming from a nearby river, his fate may have been entirely different. But what little is known about Baby Bun Bun comes from a diary and some leftover carrots found alongside him in the small basket.

His mother a keen adventurer by all accounts, was on the trail of of the lost Star of Ashima. This Jeweled star no more than five cubic-carrots in length is understood to form part of key that when used would reveal untold treasures and knowledge of unimaginable importance to the beholder.

It seems that the SOA was within the grasp of the Buns, when out of nowhere appeared the most evil villain known to all of Bunny land, Krispy Duck and his loathsome horde. Acting quickly, Baby Bun Bun was placed into the basket and sent down river in the hope of finding safety.

Since that terrifying moment there has been no word regarding his mothers fate at the hands of Krispy Duck.

The events of that day still play on Baby Bun Buns mind, as a result suffering recurring nightmares and fear of abandonment. It has also resulted in being more than a little curious about his surroundings, causing him to explore and wonder at all the strange and interesting things he comes in contact with; especially of the carrot variety.

It did not take long for him to make friends and go on his own adventures, especially with Baby Chapate_sa. It takes little to no time before they find themselves getting into all manner of troubles and scrapes though.

Baby Bun Bun is well well taken care of by everyone in Bunny land, in particular Burtie who has unintentionally taken on the role of surrogate father and carrot feeder.

Just be sure to offer some welcoming carrots if you happen to meet Baby Bun Bun on any adventure … it’s not too much to ask now is it?

Bunnies enjoy nothing more than teaming up with all manner of friendly characters when on their little travels, with none more so than Alfie &  Boo. If you happen to find one then you can be sure as to your next juicy Carrot being not a stones throw away that the other is close at hand! In Alfie’s case the chances are that he’ll be in the kitchen throwing pots and pans and shouting the odds as he rustles up Boo’s next filling meal.

You should not be put off by Alfie’s strangely unkempt look either,as this is part of his charm as are his stained teeth (whats left of them) – with rugged looks designed to survive all that befalls him in the wide open world Alfie is about the “inner person” and what can be achieved with the right attitude and a little too much stress.

Boo on the other hand is widely known for her love of all things food related, in particular cake, her friendly nature and forever arguing with Alfie over what needs cooking next and who does the washing up (as long as its not her). She is a keen adventurer and has accompanied many a Bunny through some of the most arduous levels known to adventuring types. Arguably one of her few weaknesses is the fact that she often gets stuck in small openings after eating too much cake which has proven to be a moot point with Bunnies who have long suggested more bouncing and a little less eating to burn those calories off.

You may have noticed that Alfie is sadly missing part of his right hand which is understood to have been caused in a “cooking accident” – although this account has been widely debated by many, confounded further by the rumor that cooking may be nothing more than a cover story for some secret intelligence operation he is really assigned to!

Alfie is surprisingly adept at using his lack of pearly whites to his own advantage, scaring off would be assailants that might try their luck during an adventure. One look at Alfie’s missing yellow teeth and smell of his breath is often more than enough to see them flee in the opposite direction to the joy of teammates!

The FU is also one of the many Bunnies to have a catchphrase of “The FU can DO!” .. It is almost a warrior like cry and can often be heard in the far distances of Bunny land; letting all know that another tough adventure will soon be conquered!

Characteristics of FU is his 1-2-Bunny-Punch that has been known to knock both walls and attacking foes down with such force and ferocity that  it simply is not measurable in Bunny land.

It was rumored that the he was raised by Shoaling Bunnies who learned him the secret arts of all things FU related. It seems that after progressing through the ranks and earning widespread adulation amongst his peers he was informed that he would now have to venture outside and defend all that is right in Bunny land. Master Woo Bunny expressed that he should never return to the monastery until his mission is complete and the fight for good has been won. It is still not known if the FU will ever return.. but he longs to meet his old Master again. It was also said by a passing traveler that Master Woo’s health began to suffer not long after FU left on his adventure and that the only thing that could save him was the Orange Blossom Carrot (Sarcochilus falcatus) known for its special health restoration properties but sadly extremely rare.

If the account of the Orange Blossom Carrot is true then we can only hope that the FU hears about this before his old Master breathes his last breath and quest to locate it can begin.