Bunny Towers

We love our news here at Bunny Towers just as much as we like our Carrots slowly matured with a layer of cheese, olive oil, tomato and balsamic vinegar. Unfortunately today, we are faced with reporting news of a less than fluffy and carrot munching variety as is sometimes the case.

This typed letter landed at our offices only a few hours ago after another tip-off from one of our well respected deep-undercover sources; on occasion a little too deep for our liking, but nevertheless, deep enough for those oh-so-important breaking stories.

.. and so continues the harrowing account of one Bunny Dick Tyler, that has quite literally sent shivers up and down one of our reporters freshly trimmed bushy tails, causing yet another to drop her carrot juice all over our newly varnished floor.

It seems that Dick Tyler was involved in some form of private detective agency with his colleague, Flin Bunny. The pair having a healthy distrust of the other, yet managed to keep their floundering business running until they took on a case that was like no other; with far reaching repercussions.

Hired to find the whereabouts of one Tallulah De Boo by an unknown client, it was left to Flin to delve into a web of intrigue and false hope that he would ultimately pay the price for. Meanwhile his partner Dick Tyler was hitting the bottle, the Mango bottle, and he too was walking straight into the past he longed to forget.

Dick Tyler returned to the office after one too many Mango shots only to find Flin had himself been shot, several times that is, with a .45 – the weapon and casings left strewn on the floor as if to mock him.

He could only imagine the look on Flin’s face as he was confronted by his tormentor, a sight that would be sure to live with him for the rest of his bunny bouncing days.

Whats more, there was a mysterious pocket watch left on his desk, open and playing a melody that in that single moment revealed more as to who was behind this dastardly deed than mere words ever could.

We are not sure of the full details from this point on, but it seems as though long ago both Flin and Tyler were involved in bringing about the arrests and subsequent demise of a crime organisation that had then just moved in to Bunny land. It was hailed as a major coo, with both Flin and Tyler revered for all the good they had done for Bunny land.

Unfortunately one member of the organisation got a way, none other than Yoritz B.Stard. One of the ugliest and most terrifying crime villains known to any land, not just Bunny. He vowed to one day return and seek out his retribution on those that had brought upon his downfall. Yoritz was also known to carry a pocket watch, playing its tune during the closing moments of anyone that had dared cross  him, as they departed one land for the next!

The only firm lead Tyler had was of the last known case they had unwittingly taken – a case that was played out by Tallulah De Boo, who was Yoritz’s moll; a femme fatale of the most dangerous sort.

If you are still out there Noir Bunny, you can be sure that we want the scoop first and promise anonymity as always, so please get in touch with our news desk as soon as you possibly can.