Bunny Towers

We take another look into the world of Bunny and discover that the law applies even there – with the Bunstone Kops being on high alert for wanted criminals, convicts and those who just look a little shifty!Every single Bunny knows from a young age that they they should never pinch another Buns organic Carrots nor commit a crime of any sort – for they will be taken away by Bunstone Kops and incarcerated until a time they are fit to be released again; free to bounce once again in our wonderfully green and sunny land! Unfortunately, some less than desirable Bunnies believe that they should be free a little earlier and decide to take it unto themselves to speed their release up by forcefully exiting their enforced sentence! On one hand you have to give them credit for the ingenuity of the escape – but on the other, pray for a speedy return in case they come to do a little Pod-Raiding in your area!

“We’ve got our eye on you sunny Jim!” is often the phrase coined by the BSKs – with a meticulous eye for all things shifty and a hand for all things trunctiony (to bat you on your head with)! – If they think you might be driving without a license – or perhaps just take a little dislike to the cut of your pants, they will be on to you before you can say, “me lawyer is clean and me wife is mean .. !” — Just be careful if you come into contact with a BSK; as they do not suffer fools gladly!

“Insanity” — look this word up in the dictionary and you might find an addendum that refers to a certain character above – asher_smith. She appears in the guise of a friendly angelic angel one moment – followed by a frightened box-wearing sack  the next – then in her truest form, a devil who likes nothing more than to devour any Bunny that comes in to her path! If one looks closely enough you may just be able to make out that she has one or two bunny ears stuck between her teeth after munching down one bun too many! Coasterfreak having recently taken up a high position at A.T.B.A.S.T.L believes research is the best answer and has developed a new calibration algorithm to demonstrate dark-carrot-matter.. having asher placed in the position of ‘extremely dark’ we now have a fixed scale in which to answer some of Bunnylands biggest held questions.

Burtie comes out form hiding yet again for some Carrot-munchingly-mouth-watering japes.. taking on the Trojans and destroying everything in his path! He also has time for a quick meal of light sautéed Carrots with a small side salad; just before commencing his gladiatorial battles with his chums.

King Bunny Midas – one of the wealthest Kings in all of Bunnyland, on account of the pillaging he did in his younger days and wise investment in his later – makes another appearance to demonstrate that wealth is all conquering. Bunny Jones continues his adventures searching for artefacts and makes a new adventuring friend with similar fashion sense.

Boo demonstrates her new found vocal skills – largely honed over the years by screaming at Alfie “bring me some more cake …” – with a rendition of Pink’s favourite hits followed by a few Beatles classics. Coasterfreak’s personality takes a turn for the worst having got caught up in a flash-forward sequence, then discovering that his in-the-works-level suffers a lack of star giving on account of his quota of 1-death-every-10-seconds not being hit. He decides to take matters into his own hand upon his next flash-forward.

Transportation.. how on earth would we get around Bunnyland without it?

Magician, “The Great Balducci” continues his wonderful performances and spectacular feats before your very. His magic lamp rubbing skills are also second to none.

ViNC demonstrates his spectacular wrestling ability to Baby Bun Bun on a live giant snake. Meanwhile, two angelic angels decide on what they should be having for tea as other bunnies soon discover three is a crowd.

Once again V discovers that any chance to lock him up and throw away the key – regardless of the BSKs being around, will more than suffice; even if it is a tea-cup that he’s locked in! The incessant jumping on top of said cup did seem a little harsh though! It’s as if they took great delight in doing so .. On the other hand, a Pinky-and-The-Brain moment of breaking out ones hutch proved all too tempting for one Bunny; no one can keep a bunny holed up for long!

The TRD_Squdz on duty as BSKs search for the merest hint of unruly behaviour! Coaster once again discovers that his recent strange behaviour cannot be explained and therefore comes under suspicion of having committed a crime in the future.

Peaches continues to brighten up the land just as Nik discovers eating one carrot too many may not agree with his constitutionals, thereby lengthening his time on the potty.

Adventuring is what a Bunny does best – It’s just finding the good ones thats difficult!

“Bashing” .. oh my! To be Bashed is never a pleasant experience – but from time to time we all experience a round or two that directly or indirectly involves us. The Squdz took great delight in picking a fight with a new Bunny and took turns to bash him ( although he did hold his own rather well .. taking on the pair of them and potentially winning on points ) .. There are always Angels and Demons -with some choosing the less than fluffy path!

Bunnyland enforces that all potential Convicts wear, well .. Convict uniforms to help the BSKs make speedy arrests! It also allows for everyone else to be made aware that their carrots and stash of collectables might not be so safe any more!

Shock event of the week may very well have been TRD attaching “Teddy” (how we loved him .. the poor fluffy chap) to a rope .. then a crane, and dragging him along the floor in front of pleading bystanders begging for it to stop! – Coaster manages to railroad another full set of beta-testers into his 1-death-every-10-seconds level – and Mario Bunny makes a strange appearance squeaking, “It’s me .. Mario … Bunny!” ..

Enjoyment comes with having friends.. friends come with having Carrots.. and Carrots come with having seeds.. seeds come with having soil .. soil comes with having water.. water comes with having …  and..

ViNC and E re-create THAT scene ..! The changing room and bedroom admittedly look a little different – but the howls of laughter they give more than makes up a classic moment.

Well, we end another WIR with knowledge that most of the escaped convicts appear to be back where they belong – and that Teamwork is still alive and well – even at the cost of taking over a huge city for the spoils of war!