Bunny Towers

They say B-Rome wasn’t built in a day, and by the power of King Herod the 12th they would be blooming well right! With an empire spanning a fairly large bit of Bunny land, BRome was all powerful, all conquering and all comsuming. Led by a fairly nice but equally corrupt Caesar, you could at least be sure of a lovely relaxing Sunday down at the Colosseum for the weeks enthralling episode of Gladiators – with plenty of bashing to a raucous crowd. Hail Caesar ..

Now, don’t get us wrong – venturing down to the Jungle on a potentially arduous task is all the rage at the moment; it says so in adventures weekly (for those that have a subscription). But when Jungle Trekking you best have your wits about you, because you might bump in to all manner of strange characters that may or may not be friendly. Fortunately for E & Gary the little characters bumped into proved entirely friendly and equally scared; but soon found that teamwork was the best solution for a speedier escape.

Roman Buns simply adore marching on long drawn out quests where there is land to be overthrown and villages to be pillaged.. all providing they gets ample dietary requirements in the form of plenty of syrupy carrots on their travels. Looking all moody comes at a price – requiring buttock clenching feats of tightness that simply goes unnoticed by your less than average troop. Still, it does wonders for getting dates.. the sugary types that is .. half price for moody Roman troops!

Joe decides its high time that he spends some of his less than hard-earned cash and buy some new costumes as a treat; and spruces himself up, slightly! About time.

Misty, oh-Misty .. what is to become of you!? Will you never learn that Magic is to be used for good and not settling petty arguments over costume ownership! Yes, Coaster is still moaning about the fact that he believes you took ownership of his costume! But truth be told, you could both settle this without having to resort to firing your new fangled spell power at people .. and settle it all over a nice glass of Mango juice and one of Boo’s delicious sliced almond cakes.

Assassin Buns make certain they see every quest through to the end – which is why they only fight against the nastiest meanest baddies in all the land! You can be sure that there will be no stone left unturned as they seek out vengeance for any wrongs that needs righting .. just be sure that you can afford their services!

It’s amazing the amount of little buns that simply have no idea where Carrots come from; ask, and they may well tell you the supermarket! Silly little buns.. but thats expected, they are tiny after all! But what gets Mining buns angry, and angry they gets.. is that many older bunnies simply have no idea how burrowing actually works! They take for granted the lovely palatial burrows that they live in, not knowing that a team of Mining buns have had to first go in and spend days burrowing new networks of tunnels, so they can then move in to new accommodation.

It’s widely taught throughout the land that the battle for Carrot-Point (otherwise known as ‘Carrot Top’) has been raging for many a year over rights of ownership, with Groundhogs firmly resolute in their beliefs that they are the original inhabitants, dating back centuries; but had to leave when the great floods came. Buns are equally resolute that ‘finders-keepers-losers-weepers’ .. and as a result, there has been nothing but animosity between the two groups since. There has been many a campaign within both camps to come to some agreement regarding Carrot-Top .. but with buns like ViNC in charge of the military command, this is not likely to change. He remains firm to the point that Carrot-Top will never be toppled on his watch. Having said that, its also widely agreed that Carrot Top produces some of the most delicious carrots known to the land and this puts things in an even more precarious position for peace between the two sides.

If you go down to the beach today, you better go in disguise.. err .. thats not right is it? No, well .. you better take Bunny Towers flag with you to be certain of keeping your spot because those Bacon Piggies are never but a stone throw away, hogging all the sunlight with their plump fat tummies; or worse still.. you might end up with ViNC causing his usual mayhem amongst all the sunbathers, as he plays his favourite beach resort sport of find-the-ball.

Gang spending some time out discussing plans for next new and exciting adventure ..

Two smelly kippers… Yes, Gary has been out in his little fishing boat again and brought some of his freshly caught catch back to land for drying out..  and Chase calls on his chums to help him out in his time of need; having lost some of his save data ..

When you go down to your local ice cream parlour you generally expect a frosty experience – but not from the blooming owner; the miserable old bun! Still, the ice-cream was delicious – as was the company.

When taking time out from a thrilling adventure its often nice to just stroll around the lands and see who or what you might bump into; safe in the knowledge that somewhere else in the land there will be a bash’up going on to fits of giggles and plenty of ouches.

That just about wraps up this weeks review; but before we venture into pastures new, we leave you with some of the chaps playing a game of ‘Guess the Kicks’. For the uninitiated, GTK requires at least one player widely known for being kicked out of more pods than you can shake a carrot at (Gary being an obvious choice) and then guessing to the nearest ‘kick’ how many times he has been booted recently. For every inaccuracy, you get one physical slap (or kick) and loss of two Carrots.. with the closest after 3 attempts wins a wildcard boot, to be used as and when required to make space for another. Suffice to say that when playing against Gary, always air on the side of caution and bet high.. ; until next time!