Bunny Towers

In any land, not just Bunny – its sort of expected that troubles will occur from time to time. Perhaps your favourite carrot being saved for a rainy day has been munched by some unscrupulous carrot rustler, or you are faced with the sheer dread of being cloned. Worse still, maybe you have had to face a pesky Pod Raider that has destroyed your lavishly decorated new pod. Whatever the issues – and issues there are – arguments invariably flare up. Now, some characters are a little more prone than others to arguments – the less said about that the better. But by and large, arguments can be fun moments of gigglement providing they are handled with care.  The same kind of care that you wraps your monthly quota of carrots up with. So, lets continue on with a bite sized review .. and see what shenanigans (and arguments) have been occurring this week.

Pirating is a serious business, its written and its known. Those who believe this not to be the case have yet to sail the seven seas and experience the arduous trials and tribulations of life under a seafaring captain. The very same Captain that would not think twice before getting a member of his crew to walk the plank for so much as dropping a single shaving of carrot on the floor, never mind giving his parrot the wrong type of look.

Occasionally a pirating bunny is faced with the daunting task of taking orders from a not-very-nice Captain; they are pirates after all. But orders are orders and we all know they must be obeyed, even if they are occasionally come from the Captains parrot, Mr Pickle.

It goes without saying that Bunnies simply adore a jolly good bounce or two – up, down and all around .. but equally they loves to soar the sky and show off their flying skills, as well as spying out the land to discover what friends are up to. It’s etiquette to take ones ‘bloon’ (as they are commonly referred) up in the air with the faintest of hop, so as not to disturb any munching buns. Of course, certain Buns are a little more adept at flying than others.. and as can be seen here, losing ones bloon is not something to be best pleased about.

When the sun shines its time to head down to the beach and gossip with friends, before then setting out for some carrot munching lunch and a glass of fruity Mango juice. If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, then perhaps visiting the plump mining Piggies to see how the burrowing is going. Their burrowing rates are rather cost effective at present and require only a healthy meal or two, or three for their work. So as long as you can keep the plump chaps happy, your bacon loving friends are be worth their weight in..

Poor Misty, oh dear – turning up in such a state revealing that he is not too pleased with a certain Bunny that takes his name from Roller Coasters. It would seem that Misty has been teased a little too much by said bunny; and as a result is feeling down in the dumps. We are not sure what ha caused this ill feeling, but it would appear to stem from a healthy rivalry as well as a splash of costume cloning accessories. Whatever the true nature, Coaster and his repeated “Crown” comments (Misty would just love a crown!) did step over the line a little. Thankfully Misty had friends on hand to attempt to cheer him up .. but it was proving extremely difficult. Still, he did give Coaster a piece of his mind and made his feelings known.

When out and about it the lands it stands to reason that you might like a little treat or two – so what better way than to find your nearest sweet-vending machine, specialising in Golfball sized fruity chews and munch away.

In other news, it appears that a strange Blue box has been seen appearing and then mysteriously vanishing right before our eyes.

Well, its a Squdz Birthday at this very carrot munching moment – therefore it goes without saying that we all wish the them a very happy time and presents-a-plenty. Here Baby Faced Squd can be seen showing off  one of his new present, a Red Tricycle .. although for some reason he does not appear best pleased. Still, we are rather sure he’ll cheer up and enjoy his new pressie before the day is out.

Incognito Boo, bearing a striking similarity to the not-so-incognito-Boo, makes an appearance – giving the lowdown on a new range of delicious cakes that will soon be making their way to the land (for a considerable price, of course)  .. with a pink fluffy chocolate cake being all the rage, sourced from only the finest Venezuela Ecuador cocoa. It’s no wonder that word soon begins to spread and drools-a-plenty had, at the sheer thought into biting into one of Boos delicious cakes.

Avast Ye, Mateys! When a motley pirate crew is forming its always best to get out of the way who gets to say ‘Shiver me Timbers’ first and who gets to care for the ships Grog. I mean, such decisions go a long way to running a harmonious vessel. Then everyone can find their mean-and-moody pirate pose and begin the hunt for hidden treasures.

Since the success of ‘Strictly Bun Dancing’ and ‘Dancing with The Buns’ – Bun Dancing has taken off greatly throughout the land, as Bunnies wiggle the night away to some of their favourite tunes moves. Just be sure to give a Bun plenty of room .. although certain characters do manage to clear the floor for some unknown reason.

Scary moments are best shared with friends – for they are the ones that can get in-between you and the ghouls that might soon be chasing. Perhaps choice of scary moments are few and far between, to which instead you might like to spend time with Plums as she takes receipt of a humongous Strawberry. What one earth she intends to do with it is anyones guess (a mighty mouthful by anyone standards) .. but we salut you Plums for your choice of fruit. Just don’t expect help getting it through the door.

When feeling down its always nice to have your pals handy to do their best at cheering you up. With Misty however, it was proving to be a rather arduous task – although twelve comedy routines later he finally began to crack a smile.. and no sooner could you say, “down Adolf.. down” he was his cheerful self once again. Lets just hope that he endures a little less teasing for a while.

Wizzards are excellent characters – being able to conjure up all manner of interesting spells that do all kinds of unusual things is simply mesmerising to watch. But when a new Wizzard is on the block his spells can be, how shall we put this, a little-bloomin-dangerous!!! Misty, please .. watch where you point that staff! Having said that, he was able to rid his pod of one or two foes; by accident no doubt, or with a little help from one of his chums maybe. He also did his best to make the special Mm Crown appear – mustering up all the energy he could, bless. Some of us didn’t have the heart to tell him it was little more than a Chefs hat, or at least, resembled one. Still, there is plenty time for him to get better. But for now, if you see him with his wand out, we recommend running for the hills!

That just about wraps up another carrot munching review – and with that, our final thoughts are with Coaster who as a result of all the teasing and mischief making over the course of the week, seems to have become a little paranoid. It appears the telling off by Misty has led him to believe that both he and Baby Face Squd have somehow teamed up to ‘teach him a lesson’; as if! As a result, Coaster has decided to go into hiding for a week in the safety of A.T.B.A.S.T.L labs, as he continues his many and varied research projects .. leaving all of his Carrots under lock and key with a strict, “Do not touch” note attached. With that, we will ourselves head off to the hills for a delicious carrot and chutney lunch with some extra-Mangoy’Mango juice with our very own note that we may be taking a break ourselves next week as we go deep undercover on a story.