Bunny Towers

One merely needs to spend a little time in Bunny land to know that Buns bring a lot to the table; not the figurative dining table of course, perish the thought! But with all the wealth of characters that exist you can be sure there will be giggles-a-plenty no matter who you happen to bump into on your travels. Just be sure to try and get the best out of them, as everyone has their own unique character! So, lets head on over for a slice of this week review and see who should spend more time on the naughty step and who has earned a gold star.

ViNC is a no-nonsense Bunny that does not suffer fools gladly; he likes to get straight to the point and on with the job in hand. Which is why, combined with his first class military experience gained from battles such as CoD and BFBC, makes him perfect for tackling those oh-so-important matters of war. You can be sure that with ViNC is on your side, you stand a more than decent chance of survival and an early trip home for your daily quota of carrots.

Getting the perfect balance of giggles to spine-chilling moments is an adventurers nightmare come true – a little too much fun and you run the risk of over baking – a little too much fright and well, you run the risk of everyone scarpering for the hills before the next checkpoint. Thats why its best to add a little Boo to the mix – you just know she will balance things out and keep the chuckles flowing and those ever so scary moments at bay.

Depewtee is known for his love of all things Apple;  oh boy is he, and not the crunchy green variety either! His party piece is said to be that he can pretty much reel off the entire Apple Catalog up to and including the past 24hrs, whilst standing on his head and singing “if I ruled the world..”; such is his adoration for Apple. Here he takes time out to demonstrate the latest hardware revisions and explain that it makes good sense to place orders for 27″ iMacs before shortages begin.

ValdorKing and Bunny Jones set out on yet another perilous journey to find the mythical Golden carrot! It’ll turn up one day, mark our blooming words it will! But until then we will look suitably scared and in grave danger!

When out and about exploring the lands its never too long before you bump into another friendly bunny, seeking out a thrilling adventure or two of their own. More than likely enquiring if you would like to join them as they journey on, such is the bunny way! An adventure shared is an adventure enjoyed after all. Just remember to bring a plenty of carrots with you for the adventures ahead.

When the land is being invaded by marauding hordes pesky foes you can rely on Sib to take up the challenge of defender and protector of all that is good – giving all those involved a swipe or two with his trusty sword, before collecting any reward on offer; and seeking out any stray damsels in distress.

Gary, much maligned and misunderstood – attempts to outdo Boo for ‘most comical hiding place of the week’ award. Unfortunately, as is his way – goes one step to far. Finding himself in a rather precarious position, namely trapped like a sardine in a tin! His fellow chums – and Misty, were left suitably concerned.  Still, there was plenty of giggles involved, even if Misty was slightly more perturbed when told that Gary would be freed sooner rather than later. Oh Misty!

“If the carrot doesn’t fit you must acquit” .. a world famous line successfully used in case of Sheanigan vs Meganigan and later less successfully in the Gold Bullion trial of Roach & E vs World. Lawyers representing the accused believe they had proven that on the day of the Heist, evidence placing the suspect at the scene of the crime; namely a leafy Carrot stalk said to match that of a half eaten Carrot found in the defendants left pocket, was in fact forensically mismatched. Unfortunately, said evidence was deemed inadmissible on account of the judge having a prior engagement, namely a light lunch with glass of Sauvignon Mango 1949 waiting at his favourite eatery. Still, Roach (believed by many to be as guilty as they come) had a plan or two up his sleeve, promising to have the two freed one way or the other before the week was out. His cries of, “.. an unjust  judge is a judge thats far too unjust for me..” echoed as the two were carted off.

Bunnies are some of the most fashion conscious characters known to any land – loving nothing more than keeping a well stocked costume collection that simply bristles with panache and style. It goes without saying they like to look good regardless – and seek out the current fashions trending the land as well as importing some of the more stranger styles from far-far-away-way. Whether your colour coordinating .. or simply wishing to look your best, you can usually rely on a Bunny to help you out! Just be sure that you don’t go removing stickers without first asking! It’s not etiquette ..  sticker rippers!

From time to time its nice to relax to a little light fishing – before then venturing out into the more wider waters and seeking out those bigger fishes! Just be sure to bring a big enough pan with you, cos these whoppers are a blighter to fry.

Having a nice leisurely stroll in the park is always a lovely experience, particularly when in fine company; and Gary. Or instead heading down to the beach with Peaches for a shot or two of a delicious Mango cocktail.

ViNC’s attention wavers slightly during a game of shoot-the-loop as an inquisitive Calf comes to see what all the fuss is about; whilst JX stands offering little to no assistance (there’s a surprise) as some of the gang drown in a sea of Sunflowers.

Big Boss Bunny is never someone you wish to meet on your own – he’s all loud and shouty and not very nice; which is why its all the more better to keep out of trouble and enjoy some time exploring the seafront instead.

Some argue – and argues they does – that Silver is never more happy than when there is a smidgen of doom and a hint of gloom involved in his adventuring moments. Others say he simply likes to bring a little realism back into those oh-so-bright fluffy happy moments. One thing is for sure, his unique,  if to some quirky adventuring style, certainly stands him out from the crowd.

That just about wraps up another review for the week – and what better way to end than having some of the gang wave you on your merry little way with Gary leading us out with one of his speciality waves!  Just be sure to not stand too close to him or you might just get ‘accidentally’ swiped!