Bunny Towers

Warrior Bunnies protect their carrot patch like no other; and woe-betide anyone that dares enter their tribe unannounced. It’s simply not the done thing, it’s not blooming etiquette! So unless you wish to anger these fun loving Tribal Buns, you should stay well clear or face the consequences, akin to a hornets nest being poked with one of those pokey stick things. You know, the long ones from the poppet that just makes you want to go all pokey-poke-poke with. Anyways, click on for a selection of this weeks review; best serviced with some chilled Mango juice we would recommend.

Coaster is widely known to be one of the most ferocious gossips in all the land.. breaking the once accepted gossip-o-meter reader first invented way back in 1705, such is his gossiping prowess; and proud of it he is too! Since this debacle it was decided by the Bunny elders that a new method of gossip measurement would be introduced; later coined ‘The Coastie Scale’ – based on the principle of taking the actual essence of gossip from its chemical compound and measure according the number of gossip units (CGU) there present. The measurement itself was devised by Coaster whilst pegging his washing out one early morning and discovering that the age old method of ‘gossip’ was optimally spread at exactly 8:23am each morning, as each Bunny gossiped with the neighbour as they hung out their washing. Thereby spreading of gossip around the land before 9am deadline was hit. It was decided that this method would be utilised with some jiggery pokery and help from the chaps at A.T.B.A.S.T.L; hence ‘The Coastie Scale’ was born and currently the most accurately accepted measurement known Bunny.

Mobster Buns appear to have moved into our quaint little land and began offering protection services to would be clients; regardless of whether or not they wish to subscribe to said service! Still, it gives the would-be-gangsters a chance to look all mean and moody and speak in comical accent, all Goodfellas style. Now, just when is the Bada Bing opening up? “Are you looking at me .. are ya .. are ya?” .. You are? {blush}

It goes without saying that your above average Warrior Bunny needs to have his or her own dwelling looking all nice and clean before venturing out into the wide unknown land to bash rivals.. and lest we not forget the pokey stick and shield, widely accepted as any fashionistas main accessory. Otherwise it might be nice to head on down to the beach and look for some shells .. but make quite certain that you know where you anchored the boat or you might have problems getting home for tea.

Some of the chaps hold out for the world Hide’n-ViNC record, currently standing at 84hrs 9 minutes and 50 seconds.  Sadly, all hope was lost when arguments arose as to whose turn it was to continue the counting after the 12th minute, the urge to munch was simply too much. Still, fun was to be had and all grievances soon forgotten as the fridge was raided for some chutney to accompany a delicious serving of carrot pâté.

Roach suggests to his best pal ‘Silver’ that the time may be right for him to have a trim of his bushy beard, on account of it getting all prickly and spiky; arranging to meet him at the local Barbers. It’s here that Roach discovers he has unwittingly invited the wrong Silver, such is the confusion of which Silver is the ‘real’ Silver. SilverWing, ‘Silver’.. Yes. Ezhik, ‘Silver’.. No!? Still, if Ezhik wishes to be called Silver, we shall bloomin well oblige as best we can! Even if it is oh-so-confusing.

Having a nice refreshing pot of Tea with some baked Scones and freshly clotted cream is always a relaxing way to unwind the days events and giggle at some of the fun and mischief that friends have been getting up to ..

Peaches discovers another unusual but happy characters whilst exploring the lands – as ‘Sour’ and friends take time out to collect a nice selection of flowers for her pod.

Super ViNC Bunny appears to have had one heck of a dream .. imagining all sorts of strange shenanigans in which he was called out to fix a faulty pipe, only to discover a series of clues and traps that had this mischievous little bunny running for his life in an endless maze. Perhaps a little less Cheese you pesky carrot muncher and these odd dreams might abate..

Messenger & Prospector Bunny go out in search of them-thar Golden Nuggets; whilst SilverWing shows E some of the memorabilia both he and Roach have been collecting; and explains the harrowing account of why Gooseington is always so serious.

Its always nice to just get out and explore the sunny lands and see what fun and mischief can be had; such as bumping into a rather plump bunny and nibbling some of his carrots before being told to get off his land.. the grump! Share and share alike, its the bunny way!

Homeless Bunny’s day is made after some kind Bun spares him a few pennies to buy a hot meal .. and DevStar shows off her new bicycle to fits of giggles.

Tribal Buns, Misty and Gary do not take too kindly to strange noses entering camp and do what comes natural .. giving the pesky thing a swipe or two to send it flying.

JX proving it to be a misconception that she can be anything but friendly. Yes, she clones.. yes, she takes items she shouldn’t. Yes, she can be mean .. and yes, she bashes a lot, a real lot! But catch her on a good day and you can be sure you’ll have more fun per minute than you can shake a stick at.

That just about wraps up another bite sized review for the week – and we leave you once again with some of the gang wishing you happily on your way – and ViNC and Squdz taking a few swipes at each other in what was one of the comical moments of the week.